Cro-Mag Cruiser

Be sure watch Cro-Mag Cruiser race against Trip Finkley on Spike's Breezeway Happy Hour.  Animations by Tank Standing Buffalo! Learn how to make a new cocktail and see who wins the race! All at the same time! Good times!

Ladies & Gentlemen, Tiki Farm is pleased to announce the official world premier of our newest addition to our beloved Liquid Lowbrow line of “Gassers & Cruisers”, done-up super-Finky style for y’all by our ol’ pal Derek Yaniger! 

We proudly present to you, straight out of the Stone Age... “CRO-MAG CRUISER”!!  Yes indeed, well before the first-ever Tiki Bar and well before a helluva lotta anything in between, lead-footed fellers like Cro-Mag ruled the planet and wreaked havoc in their paths!

He’s killin’ a couple of birds here folks, chompin’ down on a big ol’ “Progura Gallinacea” (pre-historic Turkey... those suckers stood over 4’ in height) leg, while makin’ some good time in getting to his nearby local watering cave in his Dino-powered Coupe!

Finished off in multiple matte tones in the classic-Yaniger retro-palette, Cro-Mag finishes off at 6 3/8” in height and holds 16 oz of... fermented, funkadelic, fungi-infused Firewater!  The Cro-Magnon equivalent to the modern, classic Mai Tai!

Cheers!

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